IIPM generates huge opportunities for students
I am an IIPM student, and have just been placed with consulting giant Deloitte... Deloitte recruits at Harvard Business School, Columbia, Stanford et al, and I am proud that they have visited our campus and picked up students.
I dont know who this other Gaurav person is - maybe its a jealous classmate, or some crazy lunatic, but he is using my name and writing about my insitute without any basis in reality. The internet makes it easy for this well-known 'identity-stealing' to happen, and others should not be fooled by it.
Any way, cheeers, I have a career in Consulting to catch up with...
Gaurav
posted by RealGauravSabnis @ 2:51 AM
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Dude, seems that you have an identity crisis. I'm a friend of Gaurav Sabnis, I know him since 3 years. And I do trust his judgement about IIPM. Gaurav is NOT from IIPM, he is from IIM, Lucknow. And he's certainly not placed in Delloite.
You seem to be Arindham Chaudhury or his aide. Why dont you post your contact numbers and address so that we may really witness "The Real Gaurav Sabnis"???
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This is not at all unexpected of an institution unparalleled in public hog-washing...
Man, your post is SO credible !
I mean, I should tell you - I am an arent believer in Santa Claus, the Loch Ness monster and Dragons as well.
Real Gaurav Sabnis ! Like, did you TRY to make me laugh with this ridiculous blog, or is it part of your amusing personality ?
What can I say dude - except maybe .... DIE ?
chutiye, tujhe english nahi aati. Apne comments ki spelling or grammar to check kar. Deloitte ki baat karta hain ,tu toh toilet ke bhi laayak nahin. Pehle english seekh ke aan. Gadha kahin ka
IIPM creates huge opportuninties for their students who get jobs like the ones Aman and Sajid do to sell Toilet Cleaners !!!!
Plus they make sure your 7 lakh fees amount is used beneficially for providing national pride by driving a BMW and Jaguar for a ponytailed guy who is busy counting Chicken Money !!!
What can I say.... pathetic!!
haha, haha, HAHAHAHAHA,....
koff! koff!
HAHAHAHAHAHA....
(shit, pain in my stomach! God, make me stop!)
HAHAHAHAHAHAA! You're really funny, mr. realgauravsabnis :-)
REal real fun maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan....
Hi there!
i have to tell you I never realised we were all being decieved by that other 'fake' jerk going by the name of Gaurav Sabnis...
just dawned on me that u're the 'real' jerk going by that name... meet me sometime so I can show u some 'real' respect... u know, stuff ur pony-tail where the sun-dont-shine n open up a 'real' can-o-whoopass on you.
it IS real respect. trust me! its "world-class". also u'll hav to pay me abt 5-6 lacs for it. And we also throw in a much-needed free haircut.
BUT WAIT!!!
Call now and at the end of the program you can get our new world class - harvard - stanford - yale - kellogg - wharton-recognised Wi-fi ass kicking! So many boots from so many students, you just wont know where the shots r comin from!
They're practically ALL OVER the 'tower'!
And we're not done!
When ur students find the 'real' deal abt u, u gonna have abt 3000 students waiting to rip u a new one!!! the excitement never ends at IIPM!
We call this scheme the Posterial Penetration Programme.
So u gonna hav ALL the afore-mentioned benefits, AND you also will have a**holes in you that you wont see and wont be able to count. Which brings us to our next offering! A chance to write a sequel to that best-seller of yours. You may call it: Count Your A**Holes before they Rip!!!
Call Now!!
*oh yeah, u can also call our offices in toronto,montreal,NY,LA,London,Sydney, Canberra, Johannesburg, Jerusalem, Dubai, Kandahar, Bora-Bora Caves (the 'head' office), Colombo, Tokyo, Hong Kong, Singapore, Kuala Lumpur, Jakarta, Shanghai and Beijing.
(We r looking into opening new branches in Bihar shortly)
Or just call up some of ur ex-students, they'd be glad to help you out!
CALL NOW!
1-600-A55-R1P.
LOL !! What more to say after reading comments !!
dude are you trying to insult the bloggers' collective intelligence here??? wtf...u need to go out and get yourself one of those cool new things that they call "a life"!!!
Dude - I work for Deloitte.:)
Checked the global address book - you arent there mr. sabnis.
ok here's the deal - tell me who the CEO of Deloitte Consulting is - global ceo?
Gaurav Sabnis ??? but you sound like Chaman Jheenga?? Go and ask your Arindam ponytail Choudhry who will in turn ask Maal-laaye choudhry, whether you are chaman-chipoo aur chaman-jheenga, also try to find out who your REAL father is? So deep an identity crisis....
Dear IIPM student, sit on the wi-fi towers and shove it up yours.....
Hi Guys,
Got into IIPM, Chennai...jus wanna have an idea from Alumni, how de placements have been and hoz de alumni is doing..... veda
Hi Guys,
Got into IIPM, Chennai...jus wanna have an idea from Alumni, how de placements have been and hoz de alumni is doing..... veda
Man can you give me the details about the fee structure...????
I want it immediately.....
mail it to.... visionary.suresh@gmail.com
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